Porpora Painting Punched

A 12 year old Taiwanese boy has inadvertently caused serious damage to a 17th century Paolo Porpora painting.  While visiting the exhibition ‘The Face of Leonardo; Images of a Genius’ at Huashan Creative Park, the boy, brandishing a bubble tea, slipped and fell backwards into the US$1.5 million painting, making a fist sized hole in the canvas.  Whooooops. No photographs of the damage have been released. For reference, the unscathed painting looked like this:

Porpora, Still Life with Flowers (detail)
Paolo Porpora, Still Life with Flowers (detail)
Porpora Painting Punched

Three Things That Are Not Art

When John Baldessari was recently asked by Vogue contributing editor Dodie Kazanjian what art was not, he had this to say:

WHAT IS NOT ART

  1. “WHAT IS NOT ART” IS NOT ART SINCE IT’S A TRITE IDEA.
  2. LISTS LIKE THESE BECAUSE ANYTHING CAN BE ART.
  3. ARTISTS AS ART SINCE ARTISTS ARE DUMB.

(Above: excerpt from John Baldessari’s 1971 video, ‘I am making art’)

Three Things That Are Not Art

Sarah Munro Joins Baltic

Sarah Munro, new Director of the Baltic in Gateshead
Sarah Munro, new Director of the Baltic in Gateshead

The Baltic Centre for Contemporary Art in Gateshead (the UK’s largest contemporary arts institution) has just appointed its first female director, Sarah Munro.  Munro has been the head of Arts for Glasgow Life since 2012, an organisation that oversees the international arts centre Tramway; the Gallery of Modern Art; the annual Merchant City Festival and the contemporary art biennial, Glasgow International.  She replaces former Baltic Director Godfrey Worsdale in November.

Sarah Munro Joins Baltic

Compton Arts Centre, Brought To You By Dre

Dr Dre has announced that all royalties generated from the sales of his forthcoming album Compton will  help fund a new performing arts and entertainment facility in…Compton.  Dre’s been working with Compton Mayor Aja Brown and her office to realise the project.  He says; “I’ve been really trying to do something special for Compton and just couldn’t quite figure out what it was. She actually had this idea and she was already in the process of working on it. I said, ‘Boom, this is what we should do.”

Compton Arts Centre, Brought To You By Dre

Creamy Stigmata

Yvonne Todd, Creamy Stigmata, 1998
Yvonne Todd, Creamy Stigmata, 1998
Geoffrey Heath, New Life, from the series For Ever 2007
Geoffrey Heath, New Life, from the series For Ever 2007

Ervon Todd has a very entertaining Tumblr account. On it she recently posted the top photo, Mayonnaise Stigmata, that she took in the late 90s.  It immediately reminded me of another creamy stigmata oriented shoot by Todd’s pal and former collaborator, Geoffrey Heath – these two used to photograph weddings together, imagine!

Creamy Stigmata

Congratulations, Jukuja Dolly Snell

Jukuja Dolly Snell in front of her prize winning painting 'Kurtal'
Jukuja Dolly Snell in front of her prize winning painting ‘Kurtal’

Jukuja Dolly Snell has been announced as the overall winner of the 2015 Telstra National Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Art Award (NATSIAA). Born in 1933 at Kurtal in the Great Sandy Desert, Snell began painting in the mid-1980s.  She’s been exhibiting since 1991 but only held her first solo show in Darwin last year. Her prize winning work depicts the spirits and stories of Snell’s country, Kurtal.  Describing the work she said: “That’s my Kurtal, now! As long as I’ve been born there. That one, Kurtal. Not from another jila, no! One jila.”  For the full list of prize winners click here.

Congratulations, Jukuja Dolly Snell

Marlborough Chelsea – Chick Free Zone

Gallery report cards by feminist collectives Guerilla Girls (left) and Pussy Galore (right)
Gallery report cards by feminist collectives Guerilla Girls (left) and Pussy Galore (right)

Feminist collective Pussy Galore has taken up where Guerilla Girls left off by re-visiting their 1986 report card, which tallies representation of female artists by major New York dealers.  When Pussy Galore re-issued the card in February this year, Tony Shafrazi Gallery held the dubious distinction of representing the smallest number of women in their stable (a measly 5%).  They’ve recently slid to second place however, replaced by Marlborough Chelsea, who, following the departure of represented artist Davina Semo, now represent NO WOMEN.

In response, Marlborough Chelsea co-Director Max Levai had this to say; “As we enter our fourth season at Marlborough Chelsea, we continue our mission to work with artists of the highest calibre. This includes a commitment and priority to working with as diverse a roster as possible and to gender parity as we evolve. We take these issues very seriously and our audience will see that reflected in our planned schedule of upcoming exhibitions.”

While there have been some improvements since Guerilla Girls issued their first report card in 1986 there’s still a long way to go.  Women make up 50% of the population; in 2015 there’s no excuse for this disparity to continue when it comes to commercial gallery representation.

Marlborough Chelsea – Chick Free Zone